{"product_id":"put-your-fucking-phone-down-iron-on-patch","title":"Put Your Fucking Phone Down iron-on patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eYou know what's better than doomscrolling? Birds. Birds are better. Look at them. Look how cool they are. There's rad little dinosaurs all around you doing cool shit and you want to stare at your phone screen? Please be so for real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eThe photo on this patch, featuring a great blue heron, was taken by me in \u003cspan\u003ewas taken by me in the Chicago suburbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSublimation printed, embroidered patch. Iron-on backing. 4 x 2.5 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo AI was used in the creation of this product or description. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.cunninglinguist.co\/pages\/ai-policy\"\u003eFuck AI.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WanderSlut","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48746943381761,"sku":"PPD-SP","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0397\/3663\/9639\/files\/ppdsp-1.jpg?v=1778118732","url":"https:\/\/www.cunninglinguist.co\/products\/put-your-fucking-phone-down-iron-on-patch","provider":"Cunning Linguist Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}