Breakfasting a local pancake house, I overheard two young men at a nearby table discussing a girl of their acquaintance. This girl, they said regretfully, had "lackluster morals." I'm confident they didn't mean it as a compliment, but it's the kind of label I'd wear with pride (and also a pretty clear sign that I'd much prefer to hang out with the young lady in question over my judgmental breakfast neighbors).
Anyway, I liked the phrase so much I made a button out of it. Now you can show off your own lackluster morals with pride!